Idiots

I'm surrounded by morons! I know that no one likes to listen to people complain, but I figure it's better this than kicking a dog in the asshole. Which I am not above. Sorry ASPCA. Anyways, I have the two dumbest dogs on this ridiculously large planet with millions maybe billions of other dogs. Everybody's like "Why don't you train them better?" And I'm like "Why don't I cut you? I can't think of a good reason not to." Basic activities they don't grasp. I'm a loyal person, so I won't dump them in the river, but it's tempting.